1
Traffice police: Aapko pata hai maine aapko kiyo roka hai?
Girl: Mera mascara kharab ho gaya hai?
Traffic police: nai
Girl: Moti lag rahe hon?
Traffic police: nai
Girl: Mere sath selfie lena hai?
Traffic police: Jao behenji, aap jao galti ho gye rokh ker
2
DATE
Aap kitny hi Dukh me Q na hon,
koi nahi dekhta..
Aap jitna bhi Ro lo,
Koi nahi dekhta...
Par
1 Din "DATE" per chalay jaao,
Sala Poora Khandan dekh leta hai....;-
3
Urgent
Sardar : Tum bike itni Taiz Q chala rahy ho??
Pathan : Ye Letter Urgent dena hai..
Sardar ; Kahan??
Pathan ; Abhi Address parhny ka Time nahi hai..
Sardar : OK Go Fast....
4
Dikhaai Deta Hai
Pathan ; Mujhy to Aankhen band kerny per bhi
dikhaai deta hai...
Friend Heraan ho ker : Kiya dikhaai deta hai??
Pathan :
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<)(>
_/\_ Andheraa...:
5
Nurse to Doctor : Sir aap ki Wife aap ko
Fone per Kiss kerna chahti hen.
Doctor : Me busy hun, Tum receive kerlo,
Me tum se le lun ga...;-p :-) 6 Mother : Beti! Ab tum 16 saal ki ho gai ho,
Waqt aa gaya hai 'Suhag Raat" k
baray me jan'ny ka..
Girl : Jee Ammi! Poochen kiya poochna hai...;-0 :-D